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  • Blowjob Etiquette :)

    Fant denne på nettet nå

    Blowjob Etiquette
    1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
    2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
    3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to come on someone's face.
    4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
    5. My ears are NOT handles.
    6. Extension to rule #5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick?
    7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
    8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now.
    9. Extension to #8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls -if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol.
    10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
    11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games, smoke a cigarette, watch TV...etc.... immediately afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future.
    12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
    13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care about the protein content.
    14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV, smoke a cigarette, drink, etc....
    15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
    16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning.
    -01 -06 -12

  • #2
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    :ler6: :haha: Ante ikke at det fantes engang
    Lillbeth (mamman til 3 jenter)

    Medlem i

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    • #3
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      Hi hi så bra! Må vise den til kjæresten når han kommer hjem. Men tror kanskje han vil føle seg heldig etter å ha lest den...hehe..
      SuzyQ
      Jeg lurte pco'en!!!


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      • #4
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        HAHAHA!!! _latter3_ _latter3_ _latter3_

        Mamma til Anya, 09.11.06 og Lucas, 08.11.10


        Eclips og Johanna75



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        • #5
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          Hehe... morsomt!!!


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          • #6
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            hehe...varg holder på å le seg ihjel
            Mammaen til kim andre født 04.04.99

            Er stolt tante til Daniel og lille Oline






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            • #7
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              _latter3__latter3_Så bra
              Casper 15.07.2004:bg sov:
              Sander 01.01.2007:bg sov:

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              • #8
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                _latter3_ _latter3_ hysterisk


                :kje_jente Celine født 27.07.04

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                • #9
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                  _latter3_ vanvittig bra
                  Mamma til bøllefrøet, Lille T og Lillebror L

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                  • #10
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                    Slett ikke dum, den der!
                    Mamma til Sigurd, født 5. juli 2006

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                    • #11
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                      Opprinnelig lagt inn av Tuttings
                      Slett ikke dum, den der!
                      Kanskje vi bør henge den på veggen ved senga?? he,he... Kjempebra!!







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                      • #12
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                        suveren.... La alle mannfolk se den!!!
                        :shop: :lita_jent

                        Klem Ann-Christin mamma`n til Prinsesse Aurora

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                        • #13
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                          HE HE HE HE HE SINNSYKT BRA_latter3_ _latter3_ _latter3_ _latter3_ *sende-til-alle-mannlige-bekjente*
                          Mamma til verdens herligste Sebastian født 15.11.04 og Leander født 16.04.06
                          "Learn From Yesterday - Live For Today - Hope For Tomorrow"

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                          • #14
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                            hihih...lo godt av den..
                            04 & 06

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                            • #15
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                              Slik da eller?


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